Saturday, April 19, 2014

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

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Friday, April 18, 2014

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

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crappiur:

if you say so joe

crappiur:

if you say so joe

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

dion-thesocialist:

those “metaphorical cigarettes” posts are like a gold mine for notes, but i’m not going to get involved. i’ll type it up, but i won’t post it. you see, you type the trendy stuff you’d make just for notes, but you never hit post. it’s a… symbol.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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