Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
EXCEPT IT’S REALLY FUCKING NOT.
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
How I clean my room:
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed